Madonna's Extreme Biceps Spread Panic
Bloggers and reporters alike are scrambling to uncover the truth behind Madonna's muscle bulging, vein-popping arms. Is she anorexic? Has she finally taken her fitness regimen too far? Or as one blogger asked, has she finally reached the end of her beauty?
After reading through the articles, considering the medical opinions and carefully inspecting the pictures through my high-powered contact lenses, it is my expert opinion that she is underweight. Low body-weight has never seemed to be much of a problem in Hollywood in the past, but, as you know, the public needs answers. So, I have come up with a solution: FEED HER.
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