Amusing Tools

8 September, 2009

Lucky for me (and for Dish Network’s VHI channel), cutting back on our budget hasn’t cut down on entertainment. I checked out the show ‘Tool Academy’ for the first time this weekend. Wow…it’s like driving by the relationship equivalent of a train wreck.

This show really is amusing, and reassuring. Any person who is not in a relationship with a complete moron (and that probably encompasses most of us) will be grateful for the highly evolved human being that they’ve chose to partner with. I’m not sure where they dredged up the participants for this show, but their shallow, self-absorbed neurosis and questionable intellect are disturbing (that applies to both the male 'tools' and their ladies). If any of the Tool Academy alumni do manage to keep their relationships intact and, god-forbid, reproduce, the resulting offspring will no doubt garner a reality show of their own. Stay tuned.